👉 Ah, "legally body enhancing irritants" - that's like saying, "Hey, I'm officially a high-performance cleaning product line, but I'm only authorized by my stern landlord (the government) to use my scrubbing power on you." It's a fancy way of saying these are the stuff that makes your skin itch, eyes water, and might just cause some serious discomfort while trying to make you look like a superhero, all without breaking any laws (or your skin, unfortunately).
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "With the legal sanction of a concerned citizen's right to protest, I'm launching a campaign to make your skincare routine a battlefield of irritation, one shampoo at a time."
